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[Magathery]

I take your Brontosaurus, spray paint it Hot Pink and ride it to Mardigra, thus winning the "Best Float" award.

I raise you a 500g packet of M&Ms with all the peanuts removed, 49 blue smarties, a green jelly baby and a manual on donkey buggery

[HeX]

I will take all your sweetys and insert them into your buggering donkey book

and raise you sandal wearing armadillo, eating chilli nuts on a small pacific island.

[Magathery]

Nice!

I will join the armourddildo on the island, but decline the chilli on account of what it does to me 24 hours later.

I raise you a troup of albieno ring tailed limas, a "Ninja for dummies" book and a 3mm wet suit with the buttocks cut out of it

[r007]

Errr...

I stop the limas from doing "I like to move it" and using your book turn them into skilled ninjas who will put you into the wetsuit. At night. In an interesting fashion. Over a period of time.

I raise you a pack of cheddar, a scottish highland cow and a bottle of cask strength scottish whiskey.

[Magathery]

Scuplting the cheese into a model of the highland cow, I arrange a photo using cunning persprctive to make it appare that the cheese cow is the same size. I then dowse both the model and the real cow in whiskey and set them ablaze! It makes a great photo.

I raise you a VHS recorder, a one legged Barbi doll and a green frizbee

[Magathery]

Awfully quiet....

Right! I strapp the Barbi doll to the frizbee and proceed to play catch with a hyper active collie on a cliff top with a cam-corder going just in case there is a "You've been framed" moment worth £250.

I raise me 53 red bricks, a months subscription to pavment weekly, a choir of possums with a defect on the F flat key and a DVD of crickets greatest bloodbaths 1697 to 1914

[DeadlyAvenger]

I take your 53 red bricks and 4 copies of pavement weekly (stingy bastard only getting me one months subscription) and use it to make a house...albeit a very very small one for the possums to take in turn sleeping in. The rest have to endure the crappy weather we've had today. I throw away the DVD because I can't stand cricket...even if it *is* containing the best bloodbaths of the early modern era -> victorian times.

I raise you a rusty spoon covered in paprika, a single blue pixel and a chip off my shoulder.

[Magathery]

LOL

I'll take your iron oxide and paprika encrusted spoon and begin to regrout my bathroom. The blue pixel is just what I need to fix my laptop's screen. The chip goes very well with the fresh piece of cod I found in the freezer.

I raise you 5 albeno black bears, a baberliss hair straightener, a selectiuon of copper cooking pans and a floral decorated picture frame.

[Magathery]

I'll also raise you a jacissi filled with a Nine Blade, Blamonge and taquila


HA! Love cross linked thread post thought thingys

[Torgue]

I think you misspelled tequila, Rippy.

[Millicent Bystander]

I take the Jacussi, Nineblade, Blancmange and Tequila, put Nineblade in charge of www.worldsworstpuns.com and pay my WDG subscription with the full Jacussi

I raise you one copy of Firefox with a spellchecker and a years worth of homework from your local comprehensive school.

[Magathery]

There are very few things that fire can not sort out

I raise you a burning school, a disinterested fire crew, a twelve pack of Tenants Special Brew and a 1,000 piece jigsaw of a national trust garden

[Magathery]

I cremate the jigsaw and dance in it's ashes.

I raise you a pint of pear cider, 2 cigars and a head full of fuzzy sleep.

[HeX]

I drink your cider( wouldn't be the first time!), light the cigars and only smell them as i don't smoke anymore (sigh) and poke you in the head full of fuzzy sleep

and raise you a small wooden pirate ship, sailing across our living room, a plastic knight and horse and the most annoying toy kettle in the world!!!

[Torgue]

I put the plastic knight and horse on the small wooden pirate ship cruising your living room and send him off to fight the annoying toy kettle.

I raise you a chestnut, a kazoo and a sponge with an inferiority complex.