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[Magathery]

This is pure procrastination.

If I tell you a how this came into fruition then maybe it might make a bit of sence. This is a game that me & HeX used to play. Many moons ago I think we were idaly watching the adverts spin by, when my twisted mind threw together some randome thoughts and I found myself thinking about the poker "raise em" system while remembering an old comerdy sketch of Punt & Dennis arguing who had the better washing poweder on one of Jasper Carrot's TV show [Son of Clenso!].

So the game becoame that you would take what ever the other person had thrown in, and then raise them. The winner was the one NOT on the floor with the damp gusset

Now I've no idear if this will work in this enviroment. Should do in theory. But this is a gmae best played over a mug of tea, or even better, beer!


I'll start you off...

[Magathery]

I raise you 4 gorrilas dancing around a burning Nissan Micra, and a months subscription to Gay Reverand Weekly

[Magathery]

I take your subscription of Gay Reverand Weekly and compost it. While simutainiously hoseing down the gorrilas.

I raise you one fifty gallon drum of Mrs. Kittythorp's "Stay Slippy XL" lube and general household cleaner

[Magathery]

I pick myself up off the floor after slipping over and wipe myself dry.

I raise you a migrating shole of sammon driving a Transit mini bus, and 50 Drakma





[You get the jists of it now yes? - Now you join in]

[Power]

I'm too stupid to participate, it seems. I have NO idea what is going on here.

[Magathery]

I take you stupidity and beusment and polish them to a High shine, and then sell them to a passing tourist.

I raise you a truck full of faulty chrome kettals, a plastic spoon and 12 stale digestive biskets

[Power]

I... melt all of you stuff to a formless clump and then sell it on the black market as a weapon of mass destruction?? I have no idea what I am supposed to do

[Millicent Bystander]

I take your no ideas, give them to a PR company who turn them into an annoying ad campaign.

I raise you 25% of the innuendo currently on the forum.

[Gonk]

I take the crap ad campaign and use suspicion of a WMD to start a war against the PR company, laugh at that amount of innuendo and raise you Hexs' hat filled with Nines' ten gallons of jizz

[Magathery]

I Slop out the jiz filled hat and craft it into a ferry for ginee pigs.

I raise you the front off side wheel from a Bugati Veryron and two sets of pink fury dice

[Junta]

I put on my trusty w*nk sock and polish the Veyron wheel in a special way you never imagined possible.

I raise you a 12 pack of SOL beer and a flock of sheep that look like they're asking for it

[Magathery]

LOL

After rounding up the renergade flock and placing them under the despotic leadership of the Blue Perter Tortoise, I raise you a miniture scale modle of Godzilla and 7 collectable porcalin thimbles.

[DeadlyAvenger]

I use the growth gun from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" and grow the miniature Godzilla into a 300ft monster and ship him off to tokyo on a lead raft to "make peace with the locals".

I raise you 40 anti-static cleaning wipes and a chameleon, but not just any chameleon - a super rare karma chameleon.

[Guilt is a rope... etc]

I allow the karma kameleon to run free into a field of hippies from which he will never be found, and give your anti-static rags to tramps who live in electricity sub-stations to use as knob wipes.

I raise you a aztec temple constructed of turnips and a glass of murky water.

[Magathery]

I tour your temple and feel stangly in need of a pasty. I'm not thursty.

I raise you a 12 foot RSJ and a bow of peeled grapes sprinkeled in casting sugar. And a spanner. 14mm.