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I like... babies?


« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2009, 11:06:30 AM »

Maybe some of my pals are eating one or two sandvich too much, not big deal! We don't care about heart attack and I don't even use sandvich, because I find shooting cowards with shotgun is more healthy for everyone.

At least we don't have to live with the risk of plummeting to the ground face first to our death, because we've forgotten that we were "protecting" our medic and rocketjumped far out of his reach without having enough health to land properly as the medic gets torn to shreds by scouts.

We saw that you like talk in your meet the video already! But can you outtalk fist? Your helmet was obviously made for a person far smarter than you, as evidenced of it sitting a bit too lose on your hollow head. Keep going like that and you won't even see the punch coming for you.

@Hzza: you leetle babies stay out of it. I like seeing your limp bodies breaking in like three places on ground impact every time I shoot you out of the air. You shud eat more sandvich!
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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2009, 11:11:59 AM »

+1 Spade

Also, applaud for epic poem!
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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2009, 11:20:09 AM »

Of course you don't care about heart attacks, you don't live long enough to see one because you're so slow and weak. I can see you're jealous of our awesome rocket jumping, with your tiny baby legs being unable to walk faster than a toddler. It's a shame about the medics, but there is no nobler death than to either die protecting the base, or to die protecting a soldier protecting the base. That is true soldiering.

@Hzza: yeah, stay out of this, everyone hates scouts and their stupid bats!
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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2009, 11:27:07 AM »

Well, guys, I just checked HLStatX, and it appears that Junta actually hasn't punch anyone with anything lately? Am I following a false prophet here?

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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2009, 11:32:12 AM »

Well, guys, I just checked HLStatX, and it appears that Junta actually hasn't punch anyone with anything lately? Am I following a false prophet here?
1) This is a new campaign and I'm willing to throw my *considerable* weight behind it
2) The stats are not since the dawn of time (in the 28 days I think), and I have had a few punch kills (normally only done to scare my medic (Claws) or when I've no ammo left)

@Hzza: yeah, stay out of this, everyone hates scouts and their stupid bats!
Hear! Hear! I move that the spaders and the punchers just shoot them Wink Wink

@Hzza - I *dare* you to start a swingers steam group! LOL - bet that one grows fast Wink

@Fisted - when outside of the TF2 world you are a genius (for the rhyme). However, true genius is never recognised in its own lifetime, and I remember that you uber sawed me the other night .. you're virtually a member of the spader team (although they probably frown on the use of the wrong equipment).
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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2009, 12:23:18 PM »

@junta - Well my ubersaw can help build an uber which allows the soldiers to have a free run at spading without the fear of a minigun in the face
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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2009, 12:32:45 PM »

@junta - Well my ubersaw can help build an uber which allows the soldiers to have a free run at spading without the fear of a minigun in the face
And you soldiers accuse US heavies of having a medic bitch! Grin
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2009, 12:42:18 PM »

Attention bloated MAGGOTS.

YOU are MAGGOTS. MAGGOTS are SPADEBAIT. SOLDIERS have SPADES. SOLDIERS use SPADES to KILL MAGGOTS. MAGGOTS will be KILLED with SPADES by SOLDIERS.
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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2009, 12:43:21 PM »

LOL Grin

Do the SPADES get killed by the MAGGOTS by any chance?
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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2009, 12:57:27 PM »

Well... *thinking* Bullet, bullet, bullet. Babies. Babies punch. Babies cowards. Babies leetle. Okay, I got it.

ATTENTION all BABIES affected by my own GRAVITATIONAL FIELD. You all have FACES, FACES are for PUNCHING, PUNCHING is done with FISTS. HEAVIES have FISTS, FISTS will meet FACES and thus BABIES. HEAVIES will PUNCH BABIES with his FISTS inside of his GRAVITATIONAL FIELD. MEDIC!
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« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2009, 01:01:04 PM »

Stop it now Grin.. cracking up here Grin
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« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2009, 01:09:19 PM »

Well seeing as how a MAGGOT like you is very familliar with getting KILLED by SPADES, I can only assume you know the answer and deep down wish it wasn't true.

Besides, the SPADE is an art MAGGOTS cannot be expected to MAGGOTS.

In reply to the other MAGGOT (they're all the same to me) I can only quote a famous SOLDIER:

'You are a MAGGOT hatched from a MUTANT MAGGOT EGG'

Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about MAGGOTS than you do pal cuz he SPADED everything single MAGGOT in a 3000 MILE RADIUS. INCLUDING your MOTHER.
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« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2009, 01:10:07 PM »

Right.. time to up the ante.....since my group isn't getting anywhere I have to attack the leader of the enemy:

http://classicalmusic.about.com/od/classicalcomposers/p/brahmsprofile.htm

    * During his teenage years, Brahms had long fair hair, stunning blue eyes, slender body, and a high voice; he could easily be mistaken for a girl.
   * Brahms was given an honorable grave site next to Beethoven and Schubert; two composers he greatly admired.
    * Brahms never married, but loved many women; so much to the point, that he had to deny one woman piano lessons, because he was greatly attracted to her. (WTF!!!!!)
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« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2009, 01:13:44 PM »

I will join your group as soon as I get home, I'll try and raid a gardening store downtown and make a few pictures of me together with some broken spades. Sascha is upset now.
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« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2009, 01:35:21 PM »

Lesser know facts about Brahms are that he wrote the Batman theme song, had a prosperous career as a carpet seller in Marakesh and is infact Paulo Sousa in disguise.
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