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[Magathery]

No no no. If they want to bring farming tools to show us, then let them. I hope to be able to show them the craftmanship of many many bullits

[Brahms]

Not once have I seen you have the BALLS to punch a spader Junta, so I DOUBT you'll be able to live by the HORRIBLE IDEALS of your DESPOTIC REGIME.

VIVA SPADE! DEATH TO THE REVOLUTION (of miniguns)

[Power]

Come and bring it. I already punched to death one of you anorexic rocketjumpers yesterday (don't remember the name, sorry) and I will do it again. The only purpose of your head is to be able to put that helmet of yours somewhere, you won't be able to outsmart a fist, just like you cannot outsmart a BULLIT.

[Junta]

I resolve to crit punch Brahms. For the people of the boxing glove DO GET CRITS

[Magathery]

Oh this is gonna be a great spectators sport!

[claws]

I believe it was Churchill who said:

"There is nothing more pleasing to a gentleman than the sound of gleaming spade striking an overweight, beady eyed fat man."

I would like to remind our fatties that nothing makes your little doctor boyfriends run away faster than seeing your heavy get his fists out - it's either imminent death or an unpleasant fisting - and without your constant treatments and injections, you're just a stumpy dude with a crap gun. So I say : bring it on!

[Power]

I've seen enough cowards coming at me as if I wasn't a mountain of flesh, just because I don't have a medic near me. I laughed like a maniac often enough, as they spent their precious rocket load, without even scratching me as I'm cutting the distance off with my shotgun, pumping them full with lead. I smelled enough of fear induced sweat, as they were switching to their shotgun, trying to put me down as I'm coming for them, their eyes opened wide in disbelief as they realized, that I don't care about baby bullets.

Oh sweet sound of a helmet getting punched into your useless skull, as I roar in amusement of people foolish to ignore or underestimate a heavy, just because they can fly. Me? I don't need flying, I don't need rocket or even common gardening tools, I will put you down with my bare hands*

*with gloves on.

[CruelCow]

1,427 shovel kills vs 261 K.G.B. + 132 Fists kills http://wdg.hlstatsx.com/?mode=weapons&game=tf
You ladies wouldn't know how to hit a face if it had the size of your ass!

[Power]

That doesn't matter, what's important is - who was killed? Certainly you shovel humping freaks have to frequently resolve to shoveling whoever happens to be there, because you used all your rocket to set your own ass on fire as you go flying, just to scream medic about a nanosecond after your lift off - don't you dare reminding us on our medic dependency, you push your E button more often than you reload, it seems!

But who did the heavies punch? Scouts? Rather unlikely, we're too slow and they are too unimportant for that, merely flies caught in my gravitational field. Medic? No need, those will foolishly storm at you just to be greeted by a storm made out of BULLITS. Demomen? Well, maybe, but those usually just blow themselves up when you get up close and personal with them. Pyros? That is just silly... Snipers? Eh... Those cowards are lucky, that they can stand much further away than our eyes can see. Spies? Of course not, they aren't even brave enough to engage you in an open fight. Engineers? They usually die as their flesh melts together with their lego built sentries! Other heavies? Why yes, yes sometimes, but that's just for good fun. So we're left with Soldiers, who are most deserving of getting punched in the face for being arrogant selfcentered meatbags, wielding your tiny shovels only being useful for digging your own graves.

Oh, and there are always at least three times more soldiers on a team than heavies. Not that we're scared of that. Is just funny to me, how they fall out of the sky, like a superman during his hangover. You are just sad that you don't get to go to the airforce, just like penguins are sad, that they aren't real birds.

[[HAM]Fisted]

Currently it seems spaders are wining the way! On another note Spaders have 9 supporters while junta just has himself .

[Junta]

I would like to remind our fatties that nothing makes your little doctor boyfriends run away faster than seeing your heavy get his fists out - it's either imminent death or an unpleasant fisting - and without your constant treatments and injections, you're just a stumpy dude with a crap gun.

ROFL
We'll see... I may "soften" you up before the fists come out

In fact, I'm going to make Brahms my finger puppet

Currently it seems spaders are wining the way! On another note Spaders have 9 supporters while junta just has himself .

The clue is in my name? Who needs supporters!

So we're left with Soldiers, who are most deserving of getting punched in the face for being arrogant selfcentered meatbags, wielding your tiny shovels only being useful for digging your own graves.

Power: Join my steam group mate - I'll invite you

[claws]

You've misunderstood! We don't call medics for ourselves, we call 'medic' so they know there is somebody around who can protect them. After all, their silly heavy has probably gone and got himself backstabbed or headshotted, and soldiering being a noble trait and all that, we like to offer a warm protective hand to our teammates.

Of course soldiers are arrogant, it's obviously the best class. We can fire rockets at things, knock things in the air, shoot things and dig holes in things. We spend our time defending the base, instead of, I don't know, EATING SANDWICHES.

[Hzza]

It's all well and good hitting people at close range with your fists/spades when you have constant medic attention and/or HP over 300, but what about that elite fighting force of double jumping, speed crazed loonies?! We have not the durability or strength of our fat/mental colleagues, we have to rely on excellent dodging skills, leaping repeatedly over your head and the fact that every third swing seems to be a crit. It usually means instant death for the attacking party but it never stops us trying. Mentlegen, I give you the Swingers.



Also, worth pointing out
Spade kills - 1427, BAT KILLS -1440.

[[HAM]Fisted]

There once was a man from England
Who started a famous trend
So he got out his spade and used it
his streak is yet to end

there once was a man named junta,
who ran about with joy
until one day when brahms came along
and spaded that little boy

now junta was upset
his eyes filled with tears
so he spun up his little minigun
and went to the pub for beers

there was one last trick for junta
and it came from a cow
the cow got up and stabbed his back
and junta went down, ka – pow!

[claws]

it made me cry! *applaud*