How about a Hey Jude cover specially for CruelCow?
"Hey Cruel, don't ragequit,
Take a bad watch, and make it better,
Remember to kill the BLUs on the cart,
Then you can start, to make it better.
Hey Cruel, don't be afraid,
HeX is flaming, but don't you let her,
The minute she sets fire to your skin,
Then you Dead Ring and pick up metal.
And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Cruel, restrain
Don't get hit by crit rockets from soldiers.
For you know that it's a fool, who sets fire to you
Revenge is a dish that's best served colder.
Na na na naaa naaaa, na na na naaa
Hey Cruel, don't let us down,
You have found HeX, now go and get her.
Remember to stab her right in the back,
She will call "HAX!!1" and knit a sweater.
So get it out, and let it Ring, hey Cruel, begin,
You're waiting for someone who can stop you.
But don't you know that it's just you, hey Cruel, you'll do,
They've all ragequit cos they hate you.
Na na na naaa naaaa, na na na naaa
Hey Cruel, don't be sad,
You took a bad watch and made it better.
Remember, to get it out and Dead Ring,
Then you begin to pick up
Metal metal metal metal metal metal, oh!
Na, na na, na-na-na na, na-na-na na, hey Cruel...
Na, na na, na-na-na na, na-na-na na, hey Cruel... (woncha play another class forgodsake Cruuueeelll)
Na, na na, na-na-na na, na-na-na na, hey Cruel... (Cruel all you do is fake it, Cruel we're just gonna ragequit)
Na, na na, na-na-na na, na-na-na na, hey Cruel... (at least get on my team you evil bovine bastard!)
etc etc (love you really, Cruel

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