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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 11:11:42 AM »

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Very well, I accept. A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn. You're on.

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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 11:26:03 AM »


"The Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they have no word for fluffy"


I hate to say it, but this one is actually true. We don`t.

Concerning cruelty and inhumanity... we will find out about that one as soon as you turn around and bend over.
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 04:25:29 PM »

Uhm "kuschelig"?
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 04:35:14 PM »

Damn, Wikiquotes doesn't have the original "cunning fox" quote (something like "That's as cunning as a fox who is professor of cunning at Oxford University...") but this is from the Millennium Dome one:

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    Blackadder: Baldrick, I have a very, very, very cunning plan.
    Baldrick: Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
    Blackadder: Yes, it is.
    Baldrick: Mm... That's cunning!
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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 10:25:22 PM »

Ah, Wikiquotes provided me with the quote I was looking for:

Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent a war in Europe, two super blocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast, opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war.

Baldrick: Except, well, this is sort of a war, isn't it?

Blackadder: That's right, there was one tiny flaw in the plan.

George: Oh, what was that?

Blackadder: It was bollocks

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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2008, 12:07:16 AM »

Damn, Wikiquotes doesn't have the original "cunning fox" quote (something like "That's as cunning as a fox who is professor of cunning at Oxford University...")

That's from right at the end of "Goodbyeee":

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Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.

Blackadder: Really, Baldrick, a cunning and subtle one?

Baldrick: Yes, sir.

Blackadder: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

Baldrick: Yes, sir.

Blackadder: Well, I'm afraid it's too late. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2008, 06:58:32 AM »


That's from right at the end of "Goodbyeee"
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2008, 10:35:00 AM »

Uhm "kuschelig"?

No, that one doesn`t quite nail it. It`s more like cuddly. Hm... wait a second, how about "flauschig"?

EDIT: No wait, scratch that, you can`t really bake a flauschigen Kuchen....
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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2008, 12:39:13 PM »

Yeah, that's it mode_seven.
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2008, 12:46:23 PM »

If anyone hasn't seen Blackadder and wants to chase it, go for series 2 and 3 - 1 is quite different and 4 is ok but not as strong as the earlier two.
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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2008, 09:00:39 PM »

I liked 1 because it was different (Edmund was such an ass, and it had BRIAN BLESSED!), and 4 had great moments actually IMO Cheesy but yeah, 2 and 3 were great.
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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2008, 10:17:56 PM »

Actually I'd rank them with 2 and 4 equal, then 3 with 1 trailing (the latter seemingly the only consesus). Goodbyeee is just so good that it elevates the rest of the series, which was pretty strong to begin with. Smiley
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« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2008, 12:04:43 AM »

Lord Flashared:

"Blackadder. If your ever tired of life, give me a call and I'll come rond and kill ya!"

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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2008, 05:21:13 PM »

Thought I should mention that I went to see Oliver in London on Boxing Day, which starred Rowan Atkinson as Fagin (which struck me as a good coincidence after reading this discussion). He played it like a cross between Blackadder and Bean, which worked surprisingly well.
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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2008, 05:34:44 PM »

I rather liked having "Catpain Blackudder" playing on our server yesterday. Cheesy
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