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« Reply #6075 on: February 01, 2011, 12:16:39 AM » |
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What is the pun of cardassians relating to?
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« Reply #6076 on: February 01, 2011, 01:07:19 AM » |
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And tommy you have above average intelligence ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ CＡＴ！ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ |
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« Reply #6077 on: February 01, 2011, 11:34:41 AM » |
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 COFFEEE POT WHY!
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« Reply #6079 on: February 01, 2011, 03:38:17 PM » |
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« Reply #6080 on: February 01, 2011, 03:39:47 PM » |
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Oh how I rofl'd.
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« Reply #6081 on: February 01, 2011, 05:21:21 PM » |
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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland ..
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover
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« Reply #6082 on: February 01, 2011, 10:40:04 PM » |
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COFFEEE POT WHY!
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« Reply #6083 on: February 02, 2011, 12:03:36 AM » |
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Yes Torgue.. children DO punish parents this way  |
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« Reply #6084 on: February 02, 2011, 12:25:30 AM » |
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img link fail Torgue :/
Rage Comics are a PITA to rehost too, have to download and then upload, can't just use the URL.
edit nm, seems the site was just really slow. They work now.
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« Reply #6085 on: February 02, 2011, 10:52:45 AM » |
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« Reply #6086 on: February 02, 2011, 11:27:50 AM » |
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« Reply #6087 on: February 02, 2011, 12:03:00 PM » |
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COFFEEE POT WHY!
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« Reply #6088 on: February 02, 2011, 12:07:42 PM » |
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Does this make sense to anyone ? |
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« Reply #6089 on: February 02, 2011, 01:33:19 PM » |
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Does this make sense to anyone ? Jesus was resurrected, which makes him a kind of Zombie. |
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