Heard this christmassy/snow related joke at work last week.
So basically it's winter on an RAF base, and because of all the snow there's absolutely no chance of any planes flying, so the flight engineering crew get given the job of clearing the pathways between the buildings of snow by their commanding officer. So they clear the pathways, and knowing full well that if they go back they'll just get given more jobs to do.
So instead, they build a massive 8ft snowman. Proud of their work, they go to bed.
In the morning, they get given the same job to do again - and they go out and are shocked to find that their snowman has been completely obliterated.
Still with nothing better to do they build another one nearby.
Next morning - they come out and find out it had been obliterated again! They realise that it must have been the military police ploughing down the snowmen in their landrovers (as they too have nothing better to do)
So the crew build up the snowman again, near to where the last two were.
The next morning they come outside to find a crowd of people standing around where the third snowman had been built, and when they got close to it they found the landrover of the military police that was completely crushed at the front and when they asked them what had happened, their response was:
"Some bastards built a snowman around a concrete bollard!"
That'll teach em
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