Usually its cider, or wine if girls insist on buying a bottle. If I am going out for lechery though then yes that is exactly what I look like, i'd even be giving you that pervy grin and asking if you fancied buying an imported alarm clock. A decent cocktail is awesome, like an apple pie martini

. Or I mean can just go for long island ice tea which tastes nice but is pretty much pure spirit mmm.