Someone posted this on 4chan:
"Me and my boyfriend were going to go out to the mall and watch a movie today. Instead, he calls me and says he can't come because he's playing Mass Effect 2.
You guys do realize that this is why you have no one, don't you?"
Here are some of the best replies:
Always remember that you have less value than a cheap videogame.
I'd rather play ME2 than go watch a movie. ME2 is like a better movie. You probably wanted to see something shitty, anyway.
You should find better things to do together than go to the mall and watch a movie, it's what he's doing.
I would go to the mall with you instead of playing Mass Effect 2.
Unfortunately you wouldn't give me the chance would you? WOULD YOU? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? I'M BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE GOD DAMMIT.
My boyfriend also kept to himself for a few days following Mass Effect 2's release. I was cool with it though, because i'm not a gigantic bitch.
Mass Effect has romance and sex.
And aliens. And lasers. And spaceships.
What do you have again?
Word of advice to all women ever.
If you're at the mall with a guy, and he is leaning on everything
YOU'RE BORING HIM TO DEATH
How can you respect someone who sucks cocks?
My boyfriend once invited me to go to a movie, I beliebe it was one of the pirates of the caribbean, but I can't recall it correctly. He had just bought a PS3 and spent most of his days in front of it. Once the day came and we had to go, he called and said that he's playing video games on his ps3 with a friend and can't come over. I dumped him the next day, that filthy liar. It's no secret that he was actually watching LOST
You've got off lightly. I drug my woman so I can go play mass effect 2.
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