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Magathery
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« Reply #1216 on: October 26, 2009, 07:26:21 PM » |
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« Reply #1217 on: October 27, 2009, 12:16:58 AM » |
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« Reply #1218 on: October 27, 2009, 01:17:56 AM » |
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Fruit salad is too chunky!
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And tommy you have above average intelligence ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ CＡＴ！ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ |
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« Reply #1219 on: October 27, 2009, 10:37:38 PM » |
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I've just found that there are different levels of stupidity.
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And that up until the mid 70s the Americans used to castrate morons, idiots & imbaseals.
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Mr Chug
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« Reply #1220 on: October 28, 2009, 12:00:58 AM » |
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"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. In poetry, it's the exact opposite." - Paul Dirac
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CruelCow
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« Reply #1221 on: October 28, 2009, 11:07:40 AM » |
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« Reply #1222 on: October 28, 2009, 11:12:36 AM » |
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I've just found that there are different levels of stupidity.
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And that up until the mid 70s the Americans used to castrate morons, idiots & imbaseals.
However did they many to reproduce all those years with 0 attached testes in the nation? |
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« Reply #1223 on: October 28, 2009, 11:22:52 AM » |
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However did they many to reproduce all those years with 0 attached testes in the nation?
Because by the time they had been castrated, they'd already shagged their sisters  |
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« Reply #1224 on: October 28, 2009, 11:31:04 AM » |
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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realised that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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I like... babies?
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« Reply #1225 on: October 28, 2009, 11:35:39 AM » |
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I am mildly amused by this one (IAMABTO - I hope it catches on!)
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« Reply #1226 on: October 28, 2009, 11:54:34 AM » |
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However did they many to reproduce all those years with 0 attached testes in the nation?
Because by the time they had been castrated, they'd already shagged their sisters And the chickens. Theres some US state where in polls 5/10 respond yes to have you ever had a sexual experience with an animal? |
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Nineblade
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« Reply #1227 on: October 28, 2009, 12:53:13 PM » |
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Oh Timmy...You're so licky! (Famous Five go mad in Dorset) |
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« Reply #1228 on: October 28, 2009, 02:04:19 PM » |
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« Reply #1229 on: October 28, 2009, 02:06:57 PM » |
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