One of my housemates it seems blocked our upstairs toilet. SO i go for a piss, and to put it honestly, it was quite a concentrated batch. I flush, and then the horrors begin.
This toilet has a stupidly long flush, and my cries and plees to it to stop before it overflows go ignored. So this thing overflows piss EVERYWHERE. So far, so disgusting. Couple minutes later I'm in my room, which is below the toilet (you can probs tell where this is going), when i hear a trickling sound, followed by quiet, dull thuds...piss is coming through the ceiling and dripping on my bed.
I promptly grab a bin and hold it up to the leak, managing to get piss all down my arms. though i later tagged my friend in for bin holding duty. Somehow he got it on his face
So now the bucket still sits there as i type, catching the neverending flow of piss coming from my ceiling *slams face on desk*