Only slightly used. Has a tendency to leech cash, drinks and presents when in your vicinity. On the plus side, is known to be a better killing machine at TF2 than a dying machine - if only just! Needs a graphics card upgrade but should give a couple of years reasonable service if plied with cider.
Reserve price: 2 euros.
I'll take her! Offering 10€.
One Father - For sale or free collection.
Admittedly heavily used. Has a tendency to deny requests for cash and consume the alcoholic drinks of others. On the plus side.........often passes down high performance (albeit temperamental) computer hardware every couple of years. Needs a liver upgrade but should give a couple of months reasonable service if plied with any form of alcoholic drink or bleach.
Reserve price - 1 cent or nearest offer
I'll take him! Offering 10€!
Anybody got a cage for sale? Must be big enough to accomodate two persons, one male, one female. Also I'm looking for a shield that says "Proof that nobody wins when Mosch is involved". Now let's see where I can find one of those peanut dispensers and BAM! I'm in business! My "Backfiring ideas" family retreat will be a hit with both kids AND adults!